Never rejected by any publisher...
The Chronicles of Xeo Woolfe has never been rejected by a publisher because it’s never been sent to a publisher. Publishing houses are...
An octopus burger, though tasty, is an intolerable obscenity and an offence against all that is decent. The existence of an octopus burger franchise in one's neighborhood indicates that locals know what tastes good but are also unenlightened, nasty, brutish, and short on manners.
- Commander Xeo Woolfe, Intergalactic Pest Control Mission