Calling all exterminators with a funny bone! đȘ
Tired of boring bug spray and the same old nine-to-five? Buckle up, space cowboys, because Xeo Woolfe is here to take pest control to a whole new level!
The Chronicles of Xeo Woolfe is a side-splitting sci-fi romp where Xeo and his crack team of exterminators battle bizarre intergalactic beasties. We're talking tentacled terrors that'll leave you saying "Ew!" and space slugs with a taste for, well, let's just say they'll leave you feeling "popsicle railiamentaried" (patent pending on that one, Xeo!).
Think Men in Black meets Monty Python in a galaxy far, far away.
Here's a taste of who's in store:
Xeo Woolfe: The wisecracking leader with a knack for creative bug-be-gone methods (and a questionable fashion sense involving neon jumpsuits). â
Jo Flowars: The muscle-bound trans-post-human who can punch a space-roach into next week! They're not afraid of an unidentified weird thing of the second order either. An unidentified weird thing of the third order, however, may be another story.
Doozer: The 'Scortish' tech whiz who can hack anything into its next version (except maybe Xeo's questionable taste in music).
Bertlevex Buddlezump: The space philosopher who ponders the existential dread of bug squashing while offering questionable advice (like using existential dread as a bug repellent...jury's still out on that one).
And that's not all! You'll also meet the ever-patient (and slightly exasperated) Pummela Gummleflog, Xeo's boss who wonders if hiring a pest control crew to save the universe might have been a mistake. But hey, at least they keep things interesting!
Ready to join the extermination extravaganza?
Head over to xeowoolfe.xyz to learn more about Xeo and his crew, or beam yourself a copy of The Chronicles of Xeo Woolfe on Amazon! Remember, laughter is the best medicine, even when the patient is a giant space slug with a bad case of the munchies.
P.S. We take no responsibility for nightmares involving giant space slugs. You've been warned!
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